Lunch With The Pope:

President-elect  Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water.  It floated  off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.  
The crew  and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying “Never mind, boys,  I’ll get it.”  
The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.  
The crew was speechless.  The security team and the Pope’s entourage were speechless.  No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.  
But that afternoon, 
 …NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all five reported:  “TRUMP CAN’T SWIM!”